6 Annoying Things Non-BBNaija Watchers Need To Stop Saying

July 23, 2021

BBNaija season is upon us, and that means that for the next couple of weeks, Nigerians will gather online to talk and argue about a show they love. While all of this is happening, some nincompoops will decide that they want to be villains and start spewing BBNaija hate speech.

If you’re one of those people, this article is for you. Here are some of the most annoying things non-BBNaija watchers say about BBNaija.

1. “Now that BBN has started, we won’t hear word again.”

Ehn, don’t hear word na. If you have a problem with people watching a show, maybe you should use the Twitter “mute” feature, and lock yourself up in your house.

2. “BBN watchers are jobless.”

If you say this, whenever you see a BBN watcher, reach out to them and offer them a job.

3. “I’ve never watched BBN in my life.”

We promise, nobody cares.

4. “Don’t you people think it’s scripted?”

Don’t you think you need to be doing better things with your life?

5. “How can you watch BBN when Nigeria is…”

When Nigeria is what? Ehn? WHEN NIGERIA IS WHAT? When there was no BBN, was Nigeria still not the way it was?

6. “It’s a waste of time.”

Sorry o, accurate timekeeper.


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