There’s something about a break-up that loosens people’s tongues and makes them yarn dust. What’s the craziest thing anyone has ever said to you after a break-up?
1. “You will never find someone like me.”
If I wanted someone like you, I wouldn’t break up, would I?
2. “You will come back to beg.”
The only person I will beg is God, not you.
3. After everything I’ve done for you?
LOL. Pele o, philanthropist.
4. “I never loved you anyway.”
E reach to ask, my dear.
5. My head will judge you. My God will judge you.