5 Types Of People You’ll Meet In A Singles’ Conference

May 17, 2020

A conference for single people is a place where you will meet different types of people at different stages of single-ness. If you have ever attended one, this list is for you.

1. The single to stupor.

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These ones came with the sole intention of leaving that conference with a life partner and they will not leave until they have collected number and initiated contact. Time no too dey their side like that.

2. Those who came to hear gist.

These ones are not looking for partner. At least not yet. But the gist about people in a relationship is something they won’t miss.

3. Those who attend for the refreshments.

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4. The smallies.

You with your adult face wondering what these ones are doing there. Why are they finding love when they should be facing their future?

5. The married ones who came to do oversabi.

Our mummies in the Lord who keep jumping in with unsolicited comments of when they met their husbands in 1949 and how they didn’t use to wear make up. They also think you should kneel down for your husband if you

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