Honestly, height shaming should be a thing. Because of a slight advancement in height, a lot of people want to say something to short people about their height. And to be honest, short people don’t want to hear it anymore.
1. “Hi malt bottle.”
You referred to your fellow human as a bottle and you think it’s funny? Seriously?
2. “Down to earth.”
Because everyone knows what you mean, and it is clear that you don’t mean humility.
Cute, but still not funny.
4. “On your wedding day you’ll climb stools to kiss.”
How do you feel now that you’ve said this rubbish?
5. “You better be eating beans.”
Thank you, nutritionist. I know just the right thing to eat.