5 Things Short People Are Tired of Hearing

February 16, 2020

Honestly, height shaming should be a thing. Because of a slight advancement in height, a lot of people want to say something to short people about their height. And to be honest, short people don’t want to hear it anymore.

1. “Hi malt bottle.”

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You referred to your fellow human as a bottle and you think it’s funny? Seriously?

2. “Down to earth.”

Because everyone knows what you mean, and it is clear that you don’t mean humility.

3. “Pocket-size.”

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Cute, but still not funny.

4. “On your wedding day you’ll climb stools to kiss.”

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How do you feel now that you’ve said this rubbish?

5. “You better be eating beans.”

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Thank you, nutritionist. I know just the right thing to eat.

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