5 Things Couples Can Do To Make Life Better For Single People

September 4, 2020

Dear couples, we are happy that you have found love and you are happy. But please remember that some of us are single and desperate and you are not making it easier for us. Here’s a list of things you can do make our life easier:

1. Petition to ban that “whenever you’re ready” song.

Because really, what exactly is it that single people are supposed to be ready for? More loneliness or what? You think if love was easy to find we would not have carried torchlight to look for it? Please ehn. Sign the petition here:

7 Ways To Know That Quality Romance Is Not Your Portion

2. Refuse to post LOMOTIF videos and couple Tik Toks.

It is relationship, not content creation. If we single people start posting our single videos too ehn, una go tire o.

3. Tweets or posts about “This man cares for me/This woman was made for me” should stay in the drafts.

You sef ask yourself: What should single people learn from that please?

4. Refuse to wear matching couple outfits.

Couples outfits | Etsy

Are you people siamese twins? Abeg biko.

5. When you marry, post pictures and go. Don’t caption it: “I married my best friend.”

Are you implying that we don’t have best friends or it is our mortal enemies that we will marry? Stop that thing abeg.

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

March 11, 2020

If you attended secondary school in Nigeria, then you remember what a big deal inter-house sports were. From the houses to the glucose, here are 11 things that will take you right back to simpler times. 1. Every Nigerian’s first introduction to crack: Who wasn’t addicted to glucose? 2. When the headmaster announces that there […]

June 6, 2016

Each composition that makes our support is entirely distinctive and plagiarism-free. Which should be taken into account when deciding on the on-line writing support. In case you are seeking to find the greatest composition paper writing support, you may hardly discover much better essayists everywhere. Just because you’re looking for a controllable essay writing service […]

Watch

Now on Zikoko

Recommended Quizzes

how much of an ajebutter
February 12, 2020

Are you an ajebutter or not? Well, if you’ve gone through life blissfully unaware of its harshness, then you probably are. Now, we want to know just how high you rank on that ajebutter scale, using your food preferences as a (very accurate) measure. Take to find out:

November 15, 2019

There are two types of people in Nigeria right now: those who are proud Marlians, and those who are still in denial about stanning the divisive star. So, for those who proudly wear the Marlian tag, we made a quiz to test how well you really know Naira Marley. If you get more than 6 […]

March 24, 2020

While we know that a lot of the best Nigerian artists deservedly have fans across generations, that won’t stop us from attempting to guess how old you are based on your taste in Nigerian music. So, take this quiz to see if we got it right:

November 11, 2019

Today, we are going to be using your taste in music to determine how good you actually are in bed. All you need to do is create the ultimate Nigerian hit — from the lead artist to the producer — and we’ll tell you if all your partners leave satisfied, or if you are just […]

More from Inside Life

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

September 13, 2022
Vs The World is a Zikoko original video series that follows best friends Astor and Hassan as they take on the world.
August 23, 2022
Zikoko Ships is a Zikoko Original series where we invite two people who share a relationship to play the Zikoko card games
December 14, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X