House hunting in Nigeria can be a worse horror movie than Karishika. If you’ve ever tried, you’d wonder whether you’re looking for a place to live or a portal to hell. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than finding a decent place to live. When going house hunting, you have to be armed yourself. Here are four things to take along with you when you’re looking for an apartment.
It is obvious that the head of some agents are not working, which is why they have the audacity to take you to places like this
He won’t take you to any rubbish house if you show up with cane like your SS1 mathematics teacher:
If the house you’re checking is on the island, do I even need to tell you to take rainboot with you?
When you see the houses, you might want to take a psychologist along with you to check whether the landlord’s head is okay.
4. Blood of Jesus
You need to cover yourself with the blood of jess before entering any of the diabolical houses they take you to, before you enter a haunted house.
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