21 Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets From May 2021

May went on for more than 31 days, but thankfully, Twitter NG didn’t fail to make it seem shorter for us with comedy gems. April had funny tweets, but May will also crack you up.

1. This is my personal favourite.

hate babies with grown ass names. no i don't want to hold kazim
— ً (@79nxd) May 17, 2021

There’s a hilarious Zikoko article about names that don’t belong to babies. Kazim belongs on that list.

2. All of us when the dip dipped.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 😂🤣🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/n1GVqbN9jC
— Lumi (@saintLumy) May 19, 2021

3. I can’t unsee it now.

Person wan chop flutterwave 😭😭😭 https://t.co/jL6qgLSI90
— Best in Europe Twice 🏆🏆 (@__Laolu) May 24, 2021

4. “…who was supposedly a child of God”

In the drama club, they needed someone to act as satan, the intro tech teacher who's the coordinator and supposedly a child of God nominated me and explained that imagery and representation matters a lot and that had to use someone that's close enough to cast that role.
— Ikejiofor Prudence Uzoma (@DrIkejioforP) May 18, 2021

5. This is a valid question.

Return as how? https://t.co/KkHwirlJ5l
— Oris (@_Ortodox) May 24, 2021

6. Once again, Igbo women in the mud.

Igbo women, to their Lagos boyfriend 3 days to her igba nkwu with Nedu Brazil : https://t.co/TJ64dw5LTq
— Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) May 15, 2021

7. Your walls deserve to be breached if you eat semo.

Glad I wasn’t born when nations were conquering nation. Phew, imagine eating semo next thing you hear “they have breached the city walls”
— gx (@Ali_Badx) May 14, 2021

8. This simple question.

– Ben dey there or e no dey? https://t.co/jxJAQkin3b
— Obiagu. (@AchDoz_) May 12, 2021

9. This one is just disrespectful.

Instead of buying Rolex 200k, why not buy the the 10k own? Both of them are fake.
— As a Boss.! (@JC_Jokes) May 12, 2021

10. This one is for football fans.

Trent spamming crosses in gwagalada on Thursday nights >>>>>
— 𝕄𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕒𝕝𝕒 𝕁𝕟𝕣. (@kusssman) May 11, 2021

Gwagwalada is a place in Abuja.

11. “I like the way I’m feeling now…”

Wo Buju I don’t like the way I’m feeling now.
— – ꪗꫀ (@beingyemilaor) May 31, 2021

12. I don’t see this scenario playing out any differently.

armed robber: who dey this house?!!

aproko doctor hiding under the bed: 👀

armed robber: okay we are going to stay here till you are ready to come out!

*2 hours later*

aproko doctor: pity ur kidney and drink water pls
— 🌪️ (@urPapaDeyCraze) May 10, 2021

13. Well well well…

abeg bolt de get tinted glasses? pic.twitter.com/GaNV9Qbcun
— 🎥 (@anuissavage) May 9, 2021

14. Can’t lie, it makes sense.

Wait o, so "kmt" doesn't mean komot?
— Kachie Ibejih (@KachieIbejih) May 8, 2021

15. All bread sellers are the same.

me accepting to buy the yesterday’s bread after i pressed it too much pic.twitter.com/jSACSUOQFy
— SOLOMON JUNIOR (@thesolomonjnr) May 7, 2021

16. A cry for help.

if i post that scattered hair bratz doll photo e no mean say i just fok, i don dey crase be dat o
— 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐤 ॐ 🧝🏾‍♀️🌙 (@notkafilah) May 7, 2021

17. Nice titties.

I'm Yoruba, so here you go. https://t.co/FDpdlmdBn5 pic.twitter.com/fwhRRMr34c
— Àÿøťùńďè(Aya Omahlay)👸♥️💙 (@mee_tunde) May 6, 2021

18. At least you won, Hauwa.

Collecting my breakup after winning dance competition at his uncle's burial. pic.twitter.com/DAkZc2pv1m
— Hauwa 🌟🌬 (@Hauwa_L) May 6, 2021

19. Sienna? Better run.

How can I request bolt and it’s sienna that is coming?

Am I going to Ekiti? 😳
— Best In Beauty (@TheSolape) May 4, 2021

20. This is too accurate.

all the youths wait behind https://t.co/7m7pg30wLE
— chi (@amakaa_x) May 1, 2021

21. Where’s the lie?

Anybody who spends 20k on chicken republic has indeed arrived. https://t.co/dcMBLvMvcG
— Kemi Y (@TheKemi_Y) May 1, 2021

21 Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets From May 2021

1. This is my personal favourite.

2. All of us when the dip dipped.

3. I can’t unsee it now.

4. “…who was supposedly a child of God”

5. This is a valid question.

6. Once again, Igbo women in the mud.

7. Your walls deserve to be breached if you eat semo.

8. This simple question.

9. This one is just disrespectful.

10. This one is for football fans.

11. “I like the way I’m feeling now…”

12. I don’t see this scenario playing out any differently.

13. Well well well…

14. Can’t lie, it makes sense.

15. All bread sellers are the same.

16. A cry for help.

17. Nice titties.

18. At least you won, Hauwa.

19. Sienna? Better run.

20. This is too accurate.

21. Where’s the lie?

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21 Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets From May 2021

1. This is my personal favourite.

2. All of us when the dip dipped.

3. I can’t unsee it now.

4. “…who was supposedly a child of God”

5. This is a valid question.

6. Once again, Igbo women in the mud.

7. Your walls deserve to be breached if you eat semo.

8. This simple question.

9. This one is just disrespectful.

10. This one is for football fans.

11. “I like the way I’m feeling now…”

12. I don’t see this scenario playing out any differently.

13. Well well well…

14. Can’t lie, it makes sense.

15. All bread sellers are the same.

16. A cry for help.

17. Nice titties.

18. At least you won, Hauwa.

19. Sienna? Better run.

20. This is too accurate.

21. Where’s the lie?

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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