15 Annoying People Every Nigerian Has Met At Least Once

October 7, 2015

1. People who take too long when using the ATM.

atm bed

Is it a novel?

2. Drivers that see you trying to cross the road, then speed up.

what is this behaviour

Is this one mad?

3. People who preach with megaphones very early in the morning.

sleeping pill

Is it not too early?

4. Passengers on the bus who keep trying to look into your phone.

phone bus

Can I help you?

5. Passengers on the bus that complain the money the conductor gave them isn’t clean enough.

where

Better take it and be going.

6. Sellers in the market who randomly grab and pull you.

what nonsense

Is your uncle mad?

7. Customer Care people who know even less about the problem than you do.

Yoruba confused

How did you even get this job?

8. People who think “you’ve added oh” counts as a proper greeting.

confused

What is wrong with you?

9. Cashiers who never ever have change.

so what

Better go and find change.

10. Conductors who join your change with another passenger.

lhhatl angry

I hate you.

11. Cab drivers that tell you they know the place, and then start asking you for directions.

are you

See this one.

12. Waiters who don’t tell you the POS isn’t working till you’re done eating.

ah

Hay God! Stress.

13. People at bars who clearly know nothing about football, but shout the loudest.

close your mouth

Will you keep quiet.

14. Secretaries that exist only to be rude.

why

Sorry you hate your job.

15. That stranger that will walk up to you and complain about your outfit or how you’re kissing bae in public.

e concern

Do I know you?


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