Are you a man (or woman) who never seems to know how to gas up your lover when they send you photos? This list is for you.

1. Fry me, I am your dodo.

2. Remove your leg from my neck, plis.

3. Flood me, I am your Lekki

4. Suspend me, I am your Twitter.

5. Tax me, I am your Lagosian.

6. Suffer me, I am your Nigeria.

7. Boil me, I am your yam.

8. I am not worthy.

9. Girl, I- I am stunned by your beauty.

10. This beauty cannot go uncredited. Send me your account number.


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