10 Signs You Have A Broken Heart

November 11, 2020

Sometime during the night, the TL came alive with stories of heartbreaks. In what might be one of the most hilarious, and of course, scariest conversations that have happened on Twitter, I became convinced that people manifest signs of heartbreak in different ways.

If you’ve done at least one of these things, it’s safe to say that someone did you dirty and left you heartbroken in their wake.

1. Jesus take the wheel

2. Anything to fill that void

3. 🙁

4. The nights are the worst, no?

5. See what I mean?

5. The struggle to freeze time

6. Work rate >>>

7. This thing will have you looking for answers in hopeless places

8. I –

9. The screams are kinda therapeutic, though

10. Lmao. Whut?

This feels like a good way to end this.

By the way, love is still a beautiful thing. You don’t believe us? Read this: We Met On Twitter, But I Already Had A Boyfriend


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