6 Kinds Of Nigerian Women You Will DEFINITELY Go On A Date With

November 17, 2020

As you continue going on dates, here are the six kinds of Nigerian women you will definitely come across.

1) The nice ones

She is not into you. She is just a nice woman that is trying to be polite. Do not mix up the two.

This is her throughout the entire date

2) The annoyed ones

She is just thoroughly annoyed with your presence and does not hide it.

3) The one that is just there for a good time

She did not kill Jesus and you will not kill her. If you are looking for something serious, she is not the one for you.

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4) The one that will just ruin your life

Honestly, if her name is Amaka, Zainab, Binta, Odion, or Tamilore, that is the end.

5) The full time happening babe

She probably has another date immediately after the one with you.

And that is on periodt

6) The “in love” one

She probably already likes you. Just don’t forget to invite us to the wedding.

her throughout the entire date

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