5 Things Every Woman With A Male Bestie Hates

September 10, 2020

A lot of Nigerians don’t believe in the concept of “platonic.” As far as they are concerned, if a man and woman are involved then something is happening behind the scenes. Because of this women with male besties have to deal with the things on this list:

1. People always doubting that you are both just friends.

Talmabout a boy and a girl cannot be just friends, there must be something going on. Kpele oh, Sherlock Holmes.

2. When your bestie gets into a relationship and you have to assure their bae that you are not a threat.

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They will now open a Whatsapp group with the 3 of you and literally force you to kumbaya with someone you may not even like. Or make you a third wheel on their date just to prove a point.

3. When you see all the lewd memes about opposite-sex besties.

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Talmabout “if your girlfriend has a male bestie, focus on yourself kings.” Someone should please insert that donkey emoji here.

4. When people keep asking you both to just date.

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As if you both couldn’t have figured out on your own if you want to date or not.

5. When you go out and people just assume you are a couple.

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Like what if we are brother and sister? Why do you people rush to assume boyfriend and girlfriend?

You should read this too: 8 Clear Signs And Symptoms Of A Nigerian Situationship.

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