10 Things To Know About Port Harcourt Babes

November 27, 2021

If you think Edo babes are fearless, then you haven’t met Port Harcourt babes. Here’s a list of things you should know about Port Harcourt babes. 

1. They fear nothing

Fear who? Don’t even mention it. 

2. They like money 

If there’s one thing about Port Harcourt babes, it’s that they like money. Whether they are making it or receiving it, either way they are excited. If you don’t have money, don’t bother. 

3. They will eat your money

Be ready to spend on a Port Harcourt babe. Like Small Doctor said, “If you no get money, hide your face.” 

4. They can change it for you anytime

One minute, they are all sweet and another they are changing it for you. If you like your life, don’t try a Port Harcourt babe. 

5. They are wicked

Port Harcourt babes are unrivalled when it comes to wickedness. No time for stories that touch. 

6. They can outdrink you 

When you see a Port Harcourt babe drinking, respect her. Pay your dues and buy her a drink. No do pass yourself. 

7. They are go-getters 

They are usually the breadwinners in their homes. They work so hard to put food on the table and when it’s time to flex, they flex hard. 

8. They don’t give a fuck

They do whatever they want and don’t care about people’s opinions about them. Who you be? Your papa don baff? 

9. Bole and fisherman’s soup is the way to their heart

Buy this for a Port Harcourt babe and thank me later. 

 10. They are beautiful 

Port Harcourt babes are gorgeous as fuck. This is not open for discussion. 

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