I was walking down welling and when I was on the phone, 3 white guys came up to me and asked me if I was a dealer. I was so confused
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I decided to play along and asked them what made them think that, they said because I had my hood on and I was talking “south london”..
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015these guys looked like they were 25-26 and I thought rah, I need money uno. So I asked them ‘what you looking for?’
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015they were like ‘yeah yeah can I get that thing that makes a lad go loud’ I was dying. I was gasping for air bruv. They started to laugh too
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015once they started to laugh. I started to move anti and said ‘don’t laugh bruv, I got that 10/10 bags, I’m not playing about’ ?
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I was still on the phone and turned around just looking like this into the distance pic.twitter.com/0FvMFVmd6z
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I told them to give me a couple mins and that Im going to nice them. I ran around the corner and took the weed out and put it in the grinder
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015now I have an empty bag, I found broken leaves, I crunched it up and put it in the bag. I started to walk back like pic.twitter.com/xatTAVS7ww
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015The first fucking thing they say to me is “back from the bando are we” I was finished. I told them that this would get them fuckeddddddd ???
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I showed them the bag and I knew they never seen weed in their life before. I told them to smell it. They were each taking deep breaths ?
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015They were like woah bro to each other and I said this is the new strong stuff, sweet ammi from morroco ygm fam. they were so amazed ??
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015‘I’ve heard about this a couple days ago, I’ve been looking for this for so many weeks now’ ?????????????????????
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015‘we are going to get so fucked’ they were so happy, bless them. I asked them it’s sensational init? pic.twitter.com/4kStY9PUTi
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015they asked me for a price and I told them that I niced them. it’s usually £25 but I’ll sell it for £20. Then they started to think.
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015am I dickhead bruv. I grabbed back my broken leaves and said ‘I’m not fucking playing bruv. I’ve got places to be. do you want it or not?’
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I was so in character that I was actually fuming. I walked off and one of them ran after me and said ‘I’m so sorry mr dealer’ ???????
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015I was angry at this point ‘dont fucking call me mr dealer are you stupid? Do you season your chicken you prick. what if we’re being watched’
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015the guy started to panic, I threw the bag of broken leaves to him and he gave me £20 🙂
— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015