This Is What Happens When You Stumble On An Unexpected Business Venture

Has it ever happened that you were going about your business, when an opportunity to make some dough practically fell into your lap? Then you wondered whether or not you should actually take it, but it looked like trouble waiting to happen? @Sedaaat had this exact experience and shared what he did on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/sedaaat/status/642131759459602432

I was walking down welling and when I was on the phone, 3 white guys came up to me and asked me if I was a dealer. I was so confused

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I decided to play along and asked them what made them think that, they said because I had my hood on and I was talking “south london”..

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

these guys looked like they were 25-26 and I thought rah, I need money uno. So I asked them ‘what you looking for?’

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

they were like ‘yeah yeah can I get that thing that makes a lad go loud’ I was dying. I was gasping for air bruv. They started to laugh too

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

once they started to laugh. I started to move anti and said ‘don’t laugh bruv, I got that 10/10 bags, I’m not playing about’ ?

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I was still on the phone and turned around just looking like this into the distance pic.twitter.com/0FvMFVmd6z

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I told them to give me a couple mins and that Im going to nice them. I ran around the corner and took the weed out and put it in the grinder

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

now I have an empty bag, I found broken leaves, I crunched it up and put it in the bag. I started to walk back like pic.twitter.com/xatTAVS7ww

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

The first fucking thing they say to me is “back from the bando are we” I was finished. I told them that this would get them fuckeddddddd ???

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I showed them the bag and I knew they never seen weed in their life before. I told them to smell it. They were each taking deep breaths ?

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

They were like woah bro to each other and I said this is the new strong stuff, sweet ammi from morroco ygm fam. they were so amazed ??

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

‘I’ve heard about this a couple days ago, I’ve been looking for this for so many weeks now’ ?????????????????????

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

‘we are going to get so fucked’ they were so happy, bless them. I asked them it’s sensational init? pic.twitter.com/4kStY9PUTi

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

they asked me for a price and I told them that I niced them. it’s usually £25 but I’ll sell it for £20. Then they started to think.

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

am I dickhead bruv. I grabbed back my broken leaves and said ‘I’m not fucking playing bruv. I’ve got places to be. do you want it or not?’

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I was so in character that I was actually fuming. I walked off and one of them ran after me and said ‘I’m so sorry mr dealer’ ???????

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

I was angry at this point ‘dont fucking call me mr dealer are you stupid? Do you season your chicken you prick. what if we’re being watched’

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

the guy started to panic, I threw the bag of broken leaves to him and he gave me £20 🙂

— s (@sedaaat) September 11, 2015

And that was how he made a cool £20. Those guys basically asked for it.

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