1. You, when it’s time for course registration
Y’all should look at me very well now oh. You won’t see me again
2. When your roommates are preparing to go for class, but you’ve just gotten to the sweetest part your sleep
I can’t kee myself oh.
3. How you sit through the few classes you attend
I’m in the ghetto.
4. You, when a friend hits you up to notify you of an impromptu test
5. What your phone looks like when it’s time for exams
Thank God for technology.
6. When a lecturer chases you out of the exam hall because they’ve never seen your face
Excuse me, sir. It’s because of the plastic surgery you can’t recognise me.
7. How you look at everyone who expects you to flunk your exams
But what’s you people’s own?
8. How you look at them when the results come out and you passed all your courses
Hahaha. The jokes have always been on you.