5 Ways To Handle Street Food, According To Nigerian Politicians

August 19, 2020

Nigerian politicians are not normal, everyone knows. How do you even eat two pieces of roasted corn at the same time, one on each hand. How? Are you showing us how you’ll multitask when elected?

Here’s how to handle street food according to Nigerian politicians:

5. First, Fry Plantain And Potato With The Seller

4. Roast Corn For The Seller, With A Baby In Hand

3. Keep Calm and Buy Bole

2. Rebrand Agege Bread

1. Two Corns At A Time

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