5 Ways To Handle Street Food, According To Nigerian Politicians

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August 19, 2020

Nigerian politicians are not normal, everyone knows. How do you even eat two pieces of roasted corn at the same time, one on each hand. How? Are you showing us how you’ll multitask when elected?

Here’s how to handle street food according to Nigerian politicians:

5. First, Fry Plantain And Potato With The Seller

For the culture. Omo Yoruba ni mi, Swagger.

4. Roast Corn For The Seller, With A Baby In Hand

For the culture. Babies make everything better.

3. Keep Calm and Buy Bole

It’s the Buba, Sokoto and security escort for me.

2. Rebrand Agege Bread

LMFAO. The ghetto, sorry the Agege.

1. Two Corns At A Time

Two corns at a time, maximum satisfaction. Try it sometime this century.

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