Look, necessity is the mother of invention. Some foods can do other fulfilling things, alright. Let’s find out.
1. Fried yam as a choker.
Need to be choked? Fried yam dey for you. Don’t say you got the tip from us.
2. Cucumber as a pleasure giver.
Do I need to explain this? Duh. Go ahead, fill and please yourself.
3. Eba as gum.
What do you think people use to paste posters when they can’t find gum?
4. Bread and rat posion.
Bread and rat poison is the best thing after bread and butter.