If Nigerian Dishes Could Date And Have Sex

August 4, 2020

Don’t ask me why, but I wrote a post imagining what famous Nigerian meals would say if they were in the dating scene. How kinky would they be in bed and how would they turn down people they didn’t like?

1. Boiled yam

Not a surprise to anyone that has ever eaten it, but Yam likes it a little rough.

2. Fried yam

The kinkiest of all the meals. Fried yam really loves choking its partners.

3. Fried rice

More than anything else, Fried rice loves getting spoiled by the people it dates.

4. Eba

Eba loves it when you swallow. 👀

5. Agbalumo

Depending on its mood, Agbalumo can be a sweetheart or a tyrant. You never know when you could get slapped.

6. Suya

The vainest of all the meals. Suya is always looking for who to tension.

7. Shaki

If you touch Shaki when it’s not in the mood, it will fully spit in your eye.

8. Moi Moi

Moi Moi just needs you to take it out of that dress it’s wearing and go to town on it.

9. Agege bread

Agege bread loves being wooed. If you want to make it happy, you have to toast it properly.

10. Beans

Beans only cares about being picked by the right person. It will throw other meals under the bus to make it happen.

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