7 Food Pictures That Will Confuse And Irritate You

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Humans are creative with food, that one is for sure. But after seeing these things, we think you people need to take things easy.

1. This macaroni pie.

2. This one is confusing on all levels.

Is it rice and amala or rice and egg? Is that vegetable soup? That green leaf, is that scent leaf? Make it make sense abeg.

3. Bread and okro soup.

How? Why? For what purpose? Is there something we need to know?

4. This eba that looks like.., well, let’s not say anything.

If this is their idea of a decoration, then I’m sorry sha. E really be things.

5. Onions and ice cream or what?

If you find an answer, please text me, abeg. I need answers. Coconut slices or onions?

6. Noodles and Merlin’s dragon.

Or the dragon from Game of Thrones.

7. This cake that should never have been baked at all.

Because really, what is this terrible shit? All pun intended please. And if you’re a baker, here are 7 Cake Pictures That Will Annoy You.


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