1) Pharmacognosy Lab:
Just tell me, all the trichomes and oxalate crystals we were looking at under the microscope, to what end? Use it to find job na.
2) Dispensing lab:
Nothing more painful than hearing “your emulsion cracked” or looking away and someone has stolen your lab equipment.
3) One million courses in a semester:
So many pre-requisite 2 unit courses that had the capacity to ruin your life. To what end?
4) Devilish Pharmchem:
I.R? mass spectrometry? flying arrows? organic chemistry? – all of the devil. Imagine telling the doctor to change Levofloxacin to Sparfloxacin because the alcohol group on the 7th carbon increases its absorption. Alaye jor jor.
5) Steeplechase:
Running around the lab on a timer like a clueless person especially in Pharm micro lab. Why? It’s not like I know the difference in color between Salmonella and E.coli. Don’t stress me.
6) Lab reports:
The ghetto. How did we survive writing 5 of this per week? and we somehow had to study in between.
7) Forensic:
Who made 60 the pass mark for this course? I want to have a word in private.
8) Dress code:
Tie, shirt, skirt, trousers, inside heat and stress. Affliction will not rise a second time.
9) Mass failure:
If there was no semester that over 70% of a class failed a course, did you really go to Pharmacy school? The magic word used to be: “they are upgrading from 45.”
10) The dreams they sold:
“You are professionals, you will never have to struggle again in your life once you graduate.”
