865 results for "inside life"
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7 Reasons Why We Should Change Nigeria To UAR
A tax consultant submitted a proposal to the House of Reps committee to change the name of the country Nigeria to UAR. Honestly, we understand it. So, here are seven reasons why Nigeria should be changed to UAR. 1) Countries that have acronyms beginning with U are bad bitches Most of the countries with acronyms […]
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A Guide To Becoming A Zikoko Writer
If you are part of the ‘’I want what Zikoko writers are on’’ bandwagon, then this article is 100% for you. It’s a short and easy guide to joining us. 1.Tweet your journo request every day. Yes, this is step one. If you want to talk to people who have turned to yam and are […]
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10 Tweets That Reveal What Nigerians Think About Washing Your Girlfriend’s Pant
Neo and Vee's ship is one that leaves you with a lot of questions.
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The Many Hilarious Ways Nigerian Parents Respond To “I Love You”
If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story. 1) “When will you marry?” Small play. 2) “God bless you.” How did God enter this topic? 3) “Have you eaten?” Please focuss. 4) “Go and read your books.” Na me fuck up. Last last. 5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.” […]
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10 Wicked Things (Apart From Breathing) That Drain Your Salary Every Month
These are the things that are coming for your salary. Be prepared.
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The Inside Life Of Every Igbo Nigerian
Igbo Nigerians like to do things the “Igbo way”. It’s like sometime way back Igbo people held a meeting and made a checklist for being Igbo. So asides the obvious tradition being upheld there is also a culture that comes with being Igbo. Here are 5 things every Igbo Nigerian has done, will do, or […]
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9 Old American TV Shows Every Nigerian Watched
Consider this a free trip down memory lane, back to the times when we believed in magic and romanticized vampires, before Empire, Money Heist and other such telenovellas came to be. Remember that time? Then here’s a list of 9 old American TV shows every Nigerian watched. 1. Merlin “In a land of myth, and […]
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5 Types of Sex Education Nigerian Parents Give
If we're being honest the sex education Nigerian parents give is not really a sex education. It's more like series of warnings and reasons to abstain.
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6 Things You Can Say In A Nigerian Bank And At A Naira Marley Concert
No morals were harmed in the making of this post. With that out the way, Kids, do not try this at home. Or in a bank for that matter. 1) Opotoyi? When you finally request for your statement of account and see the cost of SMS charges per month. 2) Control the crowd. Control the […]
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A Week In The Life Of A Sex Worker
“A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week. Today’s subject is *Yemi, a 27-year old sex worker who tells us how […]
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The Hottest Sex Scenes in Modern African Literature
The magical times when authors just had the right words to turn their characters and readers on.
