Zikoko Presents: The Hilarious Weekend Schedule Of The Average Lagosian

1. You'll attempt to read that book you bought 2 months ago.

What you'll end up doing:

You can always start next weekend.

2. You'll make plans to hang out with friends.

What you'll end up doing:

Your excuse: "You guys, I'm sorry I can't make it. I have something very important to do. Let's do this next weekend."

3. You'll decide to wash and iron all your clothes.

What you'll end up doing:

It'll end with the dry cleaners.

4. You'll attempt to clean your house.

What you'll end up doing:

Nobody ever comes to visit me anyway.

5. You'll try to work out.

What you'll end up doing:

6. You'll plan to go to the market to buy foodstuff.

What you'll end up doing:

All you're going to do is sleep.

You know we're right.

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