The journey began normal. We left on time, I had my earphones on, my jamz on repeat, even the air conditioner was blasting cool breeze on my face; it was shaping up to be a perfect trip.
Then, halfway through the journey everything changed and my perfect trip was ruined
Hay God! What is this now?
It started slowly, I barely even noticed it
Suddenly, one rumble…
Oh my God, was that my stomach or the car entering a pothole?
Then another rumble…
Father Lord this cannot be happening…
My face when the volcano erupted
Everybody else’s face
But the mess did not stop there.
I started thinking of how to find toilet on time before the full thing dropped
Me when I couldn’t take it anymore
I begged the driver to stop in the middle of the road
Bent down and did my business behind a bush
Contributing to nature