I love my mother.
I mean, the woman gave me life, what’s not to love?
But I had never actually TOLD my mother I love her.
Until this particular day.
I was bored and playing with her jewellery.
Which of course she had warned me NEVER to do.
As I was playing, one of her necklaces did “krin”
I jejely put it back and started praying that she won’t find out.
But of course she did. And the devil was looking at me like:
Someone’s gonna get beaten reeeal bad!
She beat me in stages. First the slap:
Then she removed slippers:
Then she beat me with the slippers:
At first I thought I could chest it.
As an odeyshi master.
But when I could not hold it anymore I had to let it all out.
That was how I started to shout, “I love you mummy! I will not do it again!”
Thinking that she will feel pity and stop.