1. "Rain fell in my part of Lekki and it's too flooded to leave the house."
You can send them this picture sef. Just pray they haven't seen it on the Internet before though.
2. "My gateman travelled with the house key and I can't leave the house unlocked."
3. "My doctor said if I leave the house this weekend I'll develop a weekend fever."
4. "The holdup from Redemption camp is blocking the road in front of my house and I cannot come out."
5. "My dog caught Lassa fever and I have to stay home to take care of her."
Hopefully, people will buy your lies and you can sit at home and watch EPL in peace.
Then fight with strangers on Twitter about the match afterwards