1. You remember to get petrol for the generator every time
NEPA can never disappoint you.
2. You have the gas man, the electrician and the plumber on speed dial
Because gas cannot let hunger come and kill you.
3. You have a job that you try not to suck at
You try o!
4. Your saving game is on point
Superstar that you are.
5. … And you’re very strict with spending money
No money to waste, biko.
6. But you also know when to have fun and splurge because you cannot come and die
You cannot come and go and die.
7. You actually catch up with your old friends
Aren’t you the sweetest?
8. You know how to make serious concoction
Pour everything together and eat, please.
9. You have enough money to stay on your own, but you’re smart enough to stay with your parents
Only people with sense know this.
10. You know when to let some people in your life go
Biko, don’t kill me with headache.
11. You have customers in every market
You know all the cheapest spots too!
12. Your pricing game is not anybody’s mate
Even when you’re not on a budget, you’re on a budget.
13. You exercise and drink plenty water everyday
Fitfam, show yourself.
14. You know real adults need to use real protection during sex
HAVE SENSE! AIDS IS REAL.
15. You actually use the overhead bridge. Every time!
Everytime? You’re extra sha, but 3 gbosa for you.
16. You know very well you have to choose your owambes carefully
Just buy the aso ebi that concerns you and go.