10 Random Tweets About NEPA/PHCN That Will Make You Scream 'Damn, Yes!'

1. Any opportunity to take light, amirite?

2. IS IT NIGHT PLAN EVERY TIME?

3. When you have decided to end your relationship with epileptic power supply

4. BURSTS INTO EVIL LAUGHTER

5. As a Nigerian, you are born with this special mutant power:

6. I CAN ALMOST BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE!

7. Everybody knows that the first 'Up NEPA' is a false alarm

8. NEPA as a weapon of darkness to try to do...things

9. This one always reduces me to tears

10. A mystery we will never solve.