All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking

Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time:

1. Have a cool shower.

Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the edges a little while we’re at it.

2. Remove wig.

No need letting the wig fall off by itself “in the heat of the moment”, or allow one man to come and pull it from your head in the name of making love.  Better to just jejely remove the thing and keep it safe. Brazillian wigs don’t come cheap.

3. Tying a headscarf to protect natural hair.

Especially for the naturalistas, this is very important. Somebody cannot come and have a bad hair day the following day just because of some lil’ lovin’ from the night before.

4. Removing make up

Acne is very real. And in order not to look like you just fought with your neighbour, a girl has gotta remove that layer of foundation and eyeliner before the thing clogs up all her pores. It’ll also help the “morning after” glow to shine very well sha.

5. Brush teeth

A girl has got to keep everywhere clean before doing the deed so that if she sleeps off, her morning breath will not smell like Lagos gutter.

6. Practicing seduction tricks in front of the mirror.

7. Play some music to get in the zone.

It’s SEXY TIME!

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