1. How she starts shouting when she sees you talking to boys. Just talking o!
Mummy, calm down now!
2. When she won’t let you keep your fine Afro in peace
Can you leave my hair in peace?
3. When you want to live alone but she won’t allow you
Diz tew much!
4. Your mum, when you just mistakenly make one small mistake
I did not mean to finish the meat in the pot now!
5. When she starts saying you should bring wife home
Hay God!