Nigerians are badly behaved but no one is more badly behaved than family members living with you.
When they came over when you were a kid and there was no space for them so your parents bounced you out of your room
There are mosquitos in the parlour now
When a 2 week visit turns into a 2 year visit and you start wondering who the real owner of your house is
Oya you people had better start paying rent
When you go and spend a holiday with a family member and they turn you into the house help
This is not what you people promised me o
When you are complaining about spending double on food and the 8 relatives living with you unlook
It’s like you people are mad
Never make the mistake of asking them when they are going to leave your house
So you are chasing us out of your house?
How they show up at your door without notice
You people don’t know how to call first?
When they tell you they are coming to stay for two days but their luggage is saying something else.
Did you come to sell market?
When you invite only one family member to live with you and that one starts inviting more people
Do you think this is your house?
Privacy is a myth
It’s our house now
Everyday is a new argument or fight
When you are not living in Fuji House of Commotion
Staying late at work just so you don’t have to go and face your family members wahala at home
I can’t come and die please