1. “Men are not to be trusted”
He told you to marry him and the next week you got his wedding invite abi? We’ve all seen that one.
2. “Boys are stinky”
You think you smell perfume but all all you smell is lies.
3. “If a boy touches you, you’ll get pregnant”
No words needed.
4. “Boys don’t have sense”
They think you don’t have all their side chicks on speed dial.
5. “If you die on top of a boy, he’ll bring a girl to your funeral”
You thought your mum was saying rubbish, now can you see for yourself?
6. “Boys are selfish”
No? Explain to me why one man needs 5 girls again?