You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.

 

1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream

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This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix

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No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom

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This is just disgusting.

4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I

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I’m hungry.

5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)

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Smelling rap. You can do better?

6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O

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Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo

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What?!

8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

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Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

9. Freestyle – Davido

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Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz

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Dear Jesse, this is sad.

11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI

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Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

12. Elbow Room – Mode9

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Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus

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STOP!

14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince

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How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed

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Flying saucer ni.

16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don

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This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W

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That’s not even… Sigh…

18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes

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This is why Glo dropped him.

19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe

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We didn’t want to get it.

20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide

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Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce

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Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC

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Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss

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The horror!

24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse

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Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

25. In My bed – Wizkid

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LMAO!!!! What??? How???

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Look at all these lines. Just see.

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Just stop. Please.

So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?

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